Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition - Gaming Library

About The Item

The Game Description
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition is an adult party game similar to Taboo® where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they are only allowed to use single-syllable words. Enjoy getting grandma to guess phrases like “nudist beach,” “mile high club” or “banana hammock,” but be careful. If you use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to spank you with the 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing?
  • It’s an adult word guessing game that forces you to explain complicated ideas using simple vocabulary while sounding a little bit dumb.
  • Cards are double-sided totaling 800 clues for maximum replay-ability!
  • Featuring explicit content for ages 17+
  • Less than 5 minutes to learn, 15 minutes to play
  • Includes instruction manual, 200 cards, 1 sand timer, 2 game boards, and 1 inflatable Spank Stick.

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition

Regular price
₱1,500.00
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Product Category Region / Zone Transit Time Parcel Weight Range & Cost
All Inventory Asia 3–8 business days 0–3 KG: ₱2,499.00
3–10 KG: ₱4,999.00
>10 KG: ₱8,000.00
EU & North America 5–15 business days 0–3 KG: ₱5,499.00
3–10 KG: ₱7,999.00
>10 KG: ₱9,999.00
USA & AU 5–15 business days 0–3 KG: ₱4,999.00
3–10 KG: ₱7,499.00
>10 KG: ₱9,999.00
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6–8 KG: ₱6,000.00 (Group Buy Promo)
Asia / Oceania 0–2 KG: ₱3,500.00
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Europe 0–2 KG: ₱6,000.00
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6.1–8 KG: ₱6,500.00 (Group Buy Promo)
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Recommended Number of Players
Stage Level Difficulty
Stage 1

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